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Posted: **Sat Sep 30, 2006 10:43 am**

同呀媽超串嘅對話

同呀媽超串嘅對話

媽：早知生舊叉燒好過生你呀！
我：生舊叉燒?！你認你自己係豬咋，唔係我話架！(叉燒=豬肉)

媽：你好黑人憎呀！！
我：我唔mind喎，有白人同黃種人愛我咪得囉，
黑人憎唔憎我都冇所謂，反正我都唔鐘意黑人！

媽：你知咩呀?！我食鹽多過你食米啦！
我：係wo，不過呢個年代係食味精架啦，我食味精多過你食鹽啦！

媽：唔準去夜街呀！
我：咁阿哥又去得?
媽：阿哥係男仔，點同呀?
我：咁即係阿哥以後日頭唔準去街啦！
哥：==\

媽：死仔包，話一句頂十句，我地以前點會咁對阿媽架！
我：係呀，因為你阿媽都冇好似你咁對我囉！

媽：家姐都冇好似你咁駁咀呀！
我：係呀，因為家姐同你話不投機半句多呀！

媽：你乜野都唔曉，冇鬼用架你！
我：係呀，邊好似你咁叻丫，乜都曉喎，太空船點整你一定識啦

2006-9-29 11:07 AM #1

Posted: **Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:02 pm**

若然我對仔女是這樣,我想我會打獲甘!不會留情!

Posted: **Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:03 pm**

Lam Tsz Sum Samuel wrote:若然我對仔女是這樣,我想我會打獲甘!不會留情!

我想你會比你只老斧拿打獲甘!!!!

Posted: **Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:26 pm**

no23 wrote:
Lam Tsz Sum Samuel wrote:若然我對仔女是這樣,我想我會打獲甘!不會留情!
我想你會比你只老斧拿打獲甘!!!!

請球員留意錯別字啊.....要教好下一代...

Posted: **Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:21 am**

hkfreerider wrote:
no23 wrote:
Lam Tsz Sum Samuel wrote:若然我對仔女是這樣,我想我會打獲甘!不會留情!
我想你會比你只老斧拿打獲甘!!!!
請球員留意錯別字啊.....要教好下一代...

咁應該點寫比較好?

Posted: **Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:53 pm**

hkfreerider wrote:
no23 wrote:
Lam Tsz Sum Samuel wrote:若然我對仔女是這樣,我想我會打獲甘!不會留情!
我想你會比你只老斧拿打獲甘!!!!
請球員留意錯別字啊.....要教好下一代...

又係語病改正出場時候.... 有請副隊長!~~~~

Posted: **Sun Oct 15, 2006 3:11 am**

Captain Bird wrote:
hkfreerider wrote:
no23 wrote: 我想你會比你只老斧拿打獲甘!!!!
請球員留意錯別字啊.....要教好下一代...
又係語病改正出場時候.... 有請副隊長!~~~~

副隊長快D出場改正語病啦!

Posted: **Sun Oct 15, 2006 9:09 am**

Lam Tsz Sum Samuel wrote:
Captain Bird wrote:
hkfreerider wrote: 請球員留意錯別字啊.....要教好下一代...
又係語病改正出場時候.... 有請副隊長!~~~~
副隊長快D出場改正語病啦!

唔好咁計較啦,睇得明咪OK囉!

Posted: **Mon Oct 16, 2006 1:27 am**

邊有計較,等住睇副隊長表現才華的一面吖嗎!