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同呀媽超串嘅對話

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同呀媽超串嘅對話



同呀媽超串嘅對話




媽:早知生舊叉燒好過生你呀!
我:生舊叉燒?!你認你自己係豬咋,唔係我話架!(叉燒=豬肉)


媽:你好黑人憎呀!!
我:我唔mind喎,有白人同黃種人愛我咪得囉,
黑人憎唔憎我都冇所謂,反正我都唔鐘意黑人!


媽:你知咩呀?!我食鹽多過你食米啦!
我:係wo,不過呢個年代係食味精架啦,我食味精多過你食鹽啦!


媽:唔準去夜街呀!
我:咁阿哥又去得?
媽:阿哥係男仔,點同呀?
我:咁即係阿哥以後日頭唔準去街啦!
哥:==\


媽:死仔包,話一句頂十句,我地以前點會咁對阿媽架!
我:係呀,因為你阿媽都冇好似你咁對我囉!


媽:家姐都冇好似你咁駁咀呀!
我:係呀,因為家姐同你話不投機半句多呀!


媽:你乜野都唔曉,冇鬼用架你!
我:係呀,邊好似你咁叻丫,乜都曉喎,太空船點整你一定識啦

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若然我對仔女是這樣,我想我會打獲甘!不會留情! :evil:
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Lam Tsz Sum Samuel wrote:若然我對仔女是這樣,我想我會打獲甘!不會留情! :evil:
我想你會比你只老斧拿打獲甘!!!! :leo10:
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no23 wrote:
Lam Tsz Sum Samuel wrote:若然我對仔女是這樣,我想我會打獲甘!不會留情! :evil:
我想你會比你只老斧拿打獲甘!!!! :leo10:
請球員留意錯別字啊.....要教好下一代... :26gif:
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hkfreerider wrote:
no23 wrote:
Lam Tsz Sum Samuel wrote:若然我對仔女是這樣,我想我會打獲甘!不會留情! :evil:
我想你會比你只老斧拿打獲甘!!!! :leo10:
請球員留意錯別字啊.....要教好下一代... :26gif:
咁應該點寫比較好?
who make the umbru, who make the team.......
who make the babys, who make the dreams!!!!
and who make the futures becomes for-ever....
umbru members with You and I!!!!!!!!!!
球賽是我的生命,球場是我的舞台!
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hkfreerider wrote:
no23 wrote:
Lam Tsz Sum Samuel wrote:若然我對仔女是這樣,我想我會打獲甘!不會留情! :evil:
我想你會比你只老斧拿打獲甘!!!! :leo10:
請球員留意錯別字啊.....要教好下一代... :26gif:
又係語病改正出場時候.... 有請副隊長!~~~~
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Captain Bird wrote:
hkfreerider wrote:
no23 wrote: 我想你會比你只老斧拿打獲甘!!!! :leo10:
請球員留意錯別字啊.....要教好下一代... :26gif:
又係語病改正出場時候.... 有請副隊長!~~~~
副隊長快D出場改正語病啦! :roll:
who make the umbru, who make the team.......
who make the babys, who make the dreams!!!!
and who make the futures becomes for-ever....
umbru members with You and I!!!!!!!!!!
球賽是我的生命,球場是我的舞台!
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Lam Tsz Sum Samuel wrote:
Captain Bird wrote:
hkfreerider wrote: 請球員留意錯別字啊.....要教好下一代... :26gif:
又係語病改正出場時候.... 有請副隊長!~~~~
副隊長快D出場改正語病啦! :roll:
唔好咁計較啦,睇得明咪OK囉! :lone_ranger:
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邊有計較,等住睇副隊長表現才華的一面吖嗎! :lol:
who make the umbru, who make the team.......
who make the babys, who make the dreams!!!!
and who make the futures becomes for-ever....
umbru members with You and I!!!!!!!!!!
球賽是我的生命,球場是我的舞台!
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