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又見到一篇“女人心聲”,大家點睇??


01)我「喊」,無論是否你的錯,你都一定要哄我。
02)我都唔會每秒鐘都掛住你,大家咁話。
03)我見到靚仔都會望,這也是天生的。
04)我「哦」你都是因為我關心你和緊張你。
05)你唔使係有錢仔,但最好都有比較遠大的目標和理想,在未來有成為一個有錢佬的可能。
06)同我出街時,可唔可以梳番個頭同剃鬚?
07)我知我唔係全世界最靚,但我希望你覺得我係,時不時要讚我人靚歌甜樣靚身材正可愛溫柔同得意。
08)當我剪了兩吋頭髮打了少少眼影穿了對新鞋時希望你會留意到。
09)所有大時大節紀念日同生日,你必須全部都記得。
10)我所有濕濕碎碎野都好想同你分享,例如我用咩化妝品同護膚品,雖然你未必會明,但希望你會扮聽。
11)當你滔滔不絕地發表你對工作細節電腦軟件NBA英國足球聯賽等等的意見時,我其實也是在唯唯諾諾地扮聽。
12)得閒做下磨砂同黑頭鼻貼,否則我會在凝望你時不自覺地望住你鼻上的黑頭同粗大的毛孔。
13)你臨訓前可唔可以刷牙?
14)你唔需要好靚仔,但一定要乾淨。
15)我 M 時係大哂,可以大條道理發脾氣,你最好一個月忍我幾日就哂我。
16)我會假設你懂得操控及修理任何電器,包括電腦相機電視機錄影機及HI-FI等等。
17)有很多事我並不是不懂得做,只是不想做就扮唔識。
18)每日去任何地方時都要 CALL 話比我知你位置及同邊個一齊,比我清楚哂你的行蹤。
19)同一個笑話同話題,可唔可以盡量唔講得多過廿次?
20)我發脾氣CUT你線,其實係想你即刻打番電話來再哄我。
21)如果迷路時,可唔可以快快趣趣向途人問路,唔好逞強拉住我走來走去行好多冤枉路?
22)我唔介意你有少少肚腩,但盡量唔好太肥,亦唔好比我瘦。
23)太大隻既肌肉型男人一D都唔MAN,係好驚。
24)我會好介意你有一D有不良嗜好的「兄弟老友」,認為佢地一定會帶壞你。
25)在我的朋友面前,我希望你可以表現得比平時更錫我同緊張我。
26)我煮飯比你食時,你唔可以覺得係奉旨,一定要「話」好食。
27)琴棋書畫各類運動唱歌寫文章當中,希望你最少會有一樣好叻(打機唔算),其他最好樣樣都識少少。
28)你要欣賞我的工作。
29)大男人唔等於霸道。
30)溫柔唔等於無主見。
31)瀟洒唔等於無交帶。
32)不羈唔等於烏 where。
33)我鍾意你努力工作,但都要盡量抽時間陪我。
34)唔好成日問你約會去邊度好都話「是旦」,咁唔叫就哂我只係表示你無心思。
35)如果我有朱茵的身型,我唔介意穿得像個性感尤物。
36)如果我同你講話要減肥,其實最想聽到你同我講:「你一D都唔肥,唔使減啦,我鍾意咪得囉。」
37)我跟你說話的時候,唔知點解聲音會比平時嬌嗲同低B。
38)CHECK你電話的來電顯示是我的嗜好之一。
39)你最好唔好有任何女性朋友、紅顏知己或契姐契妹之類的物體。
40)我有男性朋友係好正常。
41)我希望你的女同事全部都是師奶呀嬸醜女或肥婆。
42)我好有興趣去知道你同你舊女友的事,愈詳盡愈好。
43)我有時都會掛住舊男朋友、以前暗戀過的男生、華dee梁朝偉同藤木直人。
44)無論拍左拖幾耐,我都渴望你時不時比D驚喜我。
45)你要時不時對我講「我愛你」,否則我會假設你唔愛我。


你又做到幾多??? 唔好問我...

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無奈又無奈!
唉............女人!
:leo27: :leo08: :leo07:
who make the umbru, who make the team.......
who make the babys, who make the dreams!!!!
and who make the futures becomes for-ever....
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如果要數,數到100樣都應該仲有呱 :leo25:
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喂,不如你46開始先,
我跟著47!
好不好?
:leo12: :4gif: :58gif:
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who make the babys, who make the dreams!!!!
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我唸我下次都係投胎做女人?
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你就想,生仔好X痛喎!你想試吓?
:leo35: :leo32: :leo03:
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Seven wrote:如果要數,數到100樣都應該仲有呱 :leo25:

哈,我又真係想睇你有乜講噃.. :leo00: :leo32:
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Big Hand Rib wrote:
Seven wrote:如果要數,數到100樣都應該仲有呱 :leo25:

哈,我又真係想睇你有乜講噃.. :leo00: :leo32:


不如48預埋你!
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who make the babys, who make the dreams!!!!
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Lam Tsz Sum Samuel wrote:
Big Hand Rib wrote:
Seven wrote:如果要數,數到100樣都應該仲有呱 :leo25:

哈,我又真係想睇你有乜講噃.. :leo00: :leo32:


不如48預埋你!
:leo12: :69gif: :leo20:

好呀,你地開左個頭我就一定到 :!: :!: :wink:
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7仔,我地等緊你,
46 46 46 46 46
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